Recently in history class, the guy sitting beside me went and got a muffin during the break. But this isn’t the big news. What is big is the manner in which he went about eating this muffin. This joke of a potential historian broke off the muffin top, ate it, and then proceeded to take off the wrapper to eat the less-tasty-but-still-yummy bottom. Fail.
I thought eating a muffin was a pretty simple process. But clearly it is up to me to explain to the rest of humanity how to go about this.
STEP ONE:
Buy a muffin
STEP TWO:
Some people might think this is when you pull off the muffin top. WRONG. (Rookie mistake guy beside me, rookie mistake). The second step is taking off the paper cup. If you pull the muffin top off before peeling off the paper, the paper will not peel off as easily.
STEP THREE:
Now is the time to pull off the muffin top. Pretty self-explanatory. If looking for further directions, you don’t deserve the muffin, or you need to watch more Seinfeld.
STEP FOUR:
Eating a muffin in public is difficult. Its not a sandwich, so the two handed attempt doesn’t apply, and its not a granola bar, so it looks weird if you just take a giant bite off. What is required is breaking off a smaller piece and eating that.
So now you know.
Because you were thinking it the whole time.
Hope your Thursday is going well :)
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