Tinting a porcupine lime green so it can glow in the dark.
Transfiguring the rat in my garage into a cantaloupe.
Creating a rainbow with my tears.
Ripping up hundred dollar bills. Because I can.
Using recycled juice-box straws to re-upholster my driver's seat.
Painting a portrait of Winston Churchill on my big toe.
Dealing drugs with hippopotamuses.
Looking for sea monkeys between my toes
Debating about painting my face pink and renaming myself Zaina
Licking my palms to trick my parents into thinking I'm ill.
Plotting the downfall of the french canadians by inflicting teen moms upon their society
Roaming with the deer and the buffalo
Teaching pig latin to a gaggle of squirrels
Planning an epidemic that will wipe out all bank patrons
Watchin Toddlers and Tiaras and wishing I was one of them.
Training a flock of pigeons to poop on your car. You?
Making monster cookies.....(she makes fantastic cookies)
Having a tea party with an octopus
Teaching a walrus the macarena...it is proving to be difficult.
Using telekinesis to sort bottle caps.
Saving the world by closing my eyes and sneezing.
Stealing crutches from a war veteran and throwing them ontop of a bus stop.
Our day to day responses to the question "what doing?"
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