Thursday, October 20

Re-retaliation

So Casey had some trouble with the bathroom door all on her own. Then she went to the washroom again while I was getting dessert for everyone. She had A LOT of trouble getting out that time.
I convinced her that she was stupid and couldn't get out because of her own door related retardation. 


Brock was holding the handle. 

You're welcome, friend.

Retaliation

So last week, Brittny decided to do a lovely portrait of me because I was mean to her. Right now she just made fun of me for fumbling with the lock on the bathroom door. So I’m gonna document what she does tonight and then post it. It could be pretty lame but it’s the best I’ve got in means of retaliation.

7:10pm- “He’s probably a little bit dead here...but he looks gross” Comment accompanying her googling pictures of Gadhafi.

7:12 pm- Picks nose

7:13pm- Brock catches me staring at Brittny but thinks I am staring at Lesia, Kyla’s sister. PS, Thursdays are study nights. That is why we are all together.

7:15pm- No one is talking...Brittny is staring at her computer. Maybe I’ll do a drawing of her until she says something worth documenting.

7:16pm- Damnit, she went downstairs for something. The portrait shall have to wait.

7:38pm- Brittny picks her nose again.

8:45pm- Brittny drops her phone. How embarrassing

9:08pm- I give up.